5/23/2023 0 Comments Deathspank outhouse map![]() Heh, the arrow actually stick inside of them, that's great. Hello chickens! Vicious chicken, they're not just stupid chickens these are the vicious kind. Hello outhouse! Heybenstance's outhouse, that's not where I want to hangout. H: How else do you expect them to whistle? H: Chicken lips! Uh, chickens don't have lips H: Bring me their lips as proof of their demise H: I want those chickens taken care of violently. H: Ah! Well then I will kill those vicious chickens H: My poor darling dragon hatchlings are being attacked by a pack of vicious chickens Uh, so I know, I know what he's talking about.ĭ: What ungodly price must be paid to unseal The Artifact? H: Dancing with a man has always been awkward for me, because I'm just so used to leading. H: Well you've never tried it, have you?!ĭ: To his credit though, he does one hell of a Lambada H: No! That's not what I meant to click on!ĭ: I once danced with the devil by the pale moonlight. H: That was just a job that I was paid to do! H: I feel like there should be a seal pun right there.ĭ: Aren't you the one who magically sealed The Artifact deep in the Demon Mines in the first place? H: You will never break that seal! Not without my help. H: My weapons of justice will make short work of that sealĭ: I've never met a magic seal that I couldn't open. H: I placed a powerful magic seal before The Artifact. There goes my bridge night.ĭ: Tell me the location of The Artifact, Demon Witch! H: Of course! You didn't destroy them, did you? H: I'm starting to think your parents were siblings.ĭ: Did you know that they path here is littered with the reanimated dead? H: I thought that maybe that was a special.ĭ: I thought that was your name, and well you know, that maybe your parents were actors or something. H: Well, duh! Did you not, yourself, refer to me as Demon Witch? Enough with the chit chat, give me The Artifact! H: I don't know who you are! Oh! I got a. ![]() Heybenstance: No need for the introduction DeathSpank, I know who you are! H: That could've fit all on one screen and it would've gone a little fast. I'm going to break some of her barrels because she is obviously not a fan of her barrels. So, I assume drumsticks are for health and there's, uh. There's chicken right here! Will you drop chicken if I kill chicken? Yes, you will! A cooked drumstick, all I have to do is hit you. Um, so uh, people seem to be dropping chicken fairly regularly. Death, and death! Did I miss any chicken bones? Ah! There's some money. Have you guys ever played Diablo? I'm a fan of Diablo. Don't you know?! Hey, you hit me too! Geez! Don't stop clicking Hank! They will hit you if you stop clicking. I probably missed a joke at the end of that. He totally died.ĭ.thingies when the justice meter is full. ![]() It's very fun, it's kinda funny, it's cute, it's well designed and it's pretty. H: Ehh! The First Outhou- this is my map! Excellent! Okay, DeathSpank so far, uh, I played this a little bit to get the hang of it. There's an outhouse here.ĭeathSpank: If I am slain in combat I will automatically resurrect at these scented outhouses.ĭ: You can also travel between outhouses by a means I don't care to explain. oo yeah, so left click is the crossbow.Ĭheesy Salesman Voice: Make sure you do this incredibly exciting, non specific thing. And beating up barrels, one of my favorite past times. How do I.? Oh, ah! Yes, you're all dead now. N: A journey that will finally lead him to The Artifact. DeathSpank clutches in his hand the final clue! In a life's journey paved in blood and steel and bacon. N: Led there by a guy too smart to go any further. N: I'll begin my tale at the doorstep of the Demon Witch Ms. N: To becoming a hero worthy of the power of The Artifact. his life to becoming a hero to the downtrodden, a vanquisher of evil, and a dispenser of justice! N: Fore it was told in his destiny to possess a powerful artifact. H: You probably already know that I'm going to be calling this DeathHank. Some called a curse and other called a hero, but a man they all called. It is a story I need to tell before I grow too old to remember. Old Woman Narrator: The world almost ended once. This is it! We are about to learn a true story of DeathSpank! Let's listen in and see what it is. Hank: Hello, and welcome to Hank Green plays DeathSpank! A game that I have on my computer and I am playing it for fun.
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